Chapter 2 of

Telemarketers:Scum of the Land Lines

CHAPTER 1
500

500. 500 is a number of significance. 500 could refer to the number of people in the computer club that thought the prince of tennis was about bowling. 500 could be the exact number of crumbs in a average cookie.500 could be the number of times you break an average cookie only to find out that there isnt really 500 crumbs in it. 500 could be the number of people in millions that say "Justin Rocks" unlike the other 500 billion who add a not to the end. 500 is the number of people Uncle Darren wants in the youth group. But most importantly, 500 is the number of chapters this miserable novel has. 500 is the number of days you will spend reading the book. 500 is the number of times i lied about having the number of chapters going to be 500. It actually varies depending on my mood. But I promise you....500 is the number. 500 is the day Bob, an average tomato starts his long journey into the distant land of unknown dangers...