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Telemarketers:Scum of the Land Lines

Twice the corniness!
Twice the suspense!
Twice the number of pink golf balls!
Twice the sentences that read, JUSTIN OWNS THE WORLD AND ROCKS LIKE MAD!!!
Oh yeah. Twice the randomness....still not a lot but elephant.

Bob was a innocent little apple. Till one day...he dared to venture outta the printer he was kept in...

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Extract of Telemarketers:Scum of the Land Lines:

CHAPTER 4

As Bob ventured to the unexplored darkness of the light-beam from a random torchlight that popped out of nowhere, he spotted something. At the corner of his eye was a egg!!! Taking out his lightsaber, in a swift movement, he chopped a nearby pen, squirting ink all over the egg. The egg screamed in pain, his twisted expression filled with anger. But suddenly, out popped a cow! Using its worn out horns, it charged at Bob! Taken by surprise, Bob got rammed into Sherlock Holmes, who immediately started singing! The cow missed Bob the second round of his attempts to strike Sam, impaled the webcam and got reduced to a pile of smoking ashes. Soon our dear friend Sherlock had his curse broken and withered into a mass of brown wreck. Gasping for his breath, Sherlock uttered his last words. "Bob. Thank you..."

Sherlock died a peaceful death that sad day. With a grim face, Bob buried him in a factory. Waving goodbye, Bob ventured into the fake plastic sunset where this scene ends...